The Star Citizen Thread V10

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It's been years since I last had a victi, urm, volunteer plonk their spacebike in the back of my Lancer and attempt some erm, leveraged accelerations in space.

Those were fun times actually :D
I'm still stunned that Ci¬G are attempting to set up the Harley Owners Group in a space game... we'll all have to buy arseless chaps and Village People jackets :oops:

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Well my dear Mole - I agree with you on the cheekful chaps and dodgy mousetaches - but as a rider in a full leather onesie with kneesliders featuring fake titanium sparkrods on an ancient and clapped out '99 750 GSXF with a K&N and Yoshi that actually lost me about 13 HP but increased the lulz - I know nothing about Owner Group Development :D
 
Well my dear Mole - I agree with you on the cheekful chaps and dodgy mousetaches - but as a rider in a full leather onesie with kneesliders featuring fake titanium sparkrods on an ancient and clapped out '99 750 GSXF with a K&N and Yoshi that actually lost me about 13 HP but increased the lulz - I know nothing about Owner Group Development :D
On the subject of onesies....My daughter bought me a dinosaur onesie for Xmas last year, for those cold nights in front of the computer (she said) 😐 ...complete with hood resplendent with plastic T-rex teeth and a velcro-on tail with spikes. Maybe if I had been taller I could have got away with it...but being short, I just looked like a small, green and rather angry lizard.

Photos were banned in my house after the last instance of me borrowing my wife's pink camouflaged onesie to go out and get some wood for the fire... I had to avoid all social media outlets in a state of abject shame after she posted the pics on her facebook page...
 
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On the subject of onesies....My daughter bought me a dinosaur onesie for Xmas last year, for those cold nights in front of the computer (she said) 😐 ...complete with hood resplendent with plastic T-rex teeth and a velcro-on tail with spikes. Maybe if I had been taller I could have got away with it...but being short, I just looked like a small, green and rather angry lizard.

Photos were banned in my house after the last instance of me borrowing my wife's pink camouflaged onesie to go out and get some wood for the fire... I had to avoid all social media outlets in a state of abject shame after she posted the pics on her facebook page...

The new Mole HD Star Citizen skin...

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Im still waiting for CIG to make a proper JETPACK so people can be Rocketeers.

I mean, bikes are cool and all that but with ground clutter on planets that are about waist high and PLENTY of it i have a hard time seeing someone WANTING to go biking across a suicidal landscape at very high speed.

Bikes are ordinary, rockets are cool.
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...But they don't go into space anymore...Ci¬G bolloxed that up already so they merely hover a bit over the ground these days... then explode on small rocks.
Nothing wrong with sploding on small rocks. Done that in Space Engineers when weaponizing gravity generators for projectile acceleration. Rocks ARE the cheapest ammo you can get.
 
On the subject of onesies....My daughter bought me a dinosaur onesie for Xmas last year, for those cold nights in front of the computer (she said) 😐 ...complete with hood resplendent with plastic T-rex teeth and a velcro-on tail with spikes. Maybe if I had been taller I could have got away with it...but being short, I just looked like a small, green and rather angry lizard.

Photos were banned in my house after the last instance of me borrowing my wife's pink camouflaged onesie to go out and get some wood for the fire... I had to avoid all social media outlets in a state of abject shame after she posted the pics on her facebook page...
Ahh! The spanking must have been a joyous experience.
 
Im still waiting for CIG to make a proper JETPACK so people can be Rocketeers.

I mean, bikes are cool and all that but with ground clutter on planets that are about waist high and PLENTY of it i have a hard time seeing someone WANTING to go biking across a suicidal landscape at very high speed.

Bikes are ordinary, rockets are cool.
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Well the planet city is supposed to have really cool highways all over the place so thats the first thing that came to my mind when I saw that picture. Just CIG trying to squeeze an idea even further. Before it was a universe that looked really cool so you got space ships to immerse yourself in it. Now you have this city planet which is the latest big thing and people like it so space ships are a bit obsolete here. In order to experience traffic jerks and jams accordingly you gonna need something more down to earth. A high tech civilization would probably rely on hover technology if that was sufficiantly developed but of course CIG squeezed that baby dry already so they need something NEW

Which brings us full circle back to CIG continuing adding new stuff when they didnt manage to complete old stuff yet. I know this should be very worrying on a logical level but I m sure pretty much nobody will address this openly and whoever does is just a hater yada yada yada
 

Well, CR has apparently seen RDR2, so you know they are coming.
"Unleash your inner cowboy with these outstanding thoroughbred horses! Each horse is specially bred to kick above its weight! Set up your homested on the planet of your choice (land claim beacon sold separately, homestead sold separately) and become a cowboy rancher!
Prices:
Plain: $100
Roan: $200
Palamino: $300
Arabian: $1000
Cyborg: $10,000"
 
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I think the next logical step is the original Iron Horse - cue live steam and scenic journies driving citizens around the city.
 
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