UA Mystery thread 4 - The Canonn

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Also while I'm on a rant I'd like to remind guests that The Canonn is a beacon of science and truth which transcends all politics major or minor (disclaimer providing you disregard the fact The Canonn is a minor faction :) ) so take your federation freedom fries and go bask at the beach.. here we speak science (and cookies).

that is all.

Continue.

Absolutely, fully, wholeheartedly agree...& what is a Beyoncé? :))
 
I suspect those were the 10-12 writers (I think a couple bailed/did not complete) of the licensed new lore books when the game was first launched. My understanding is that they were not writing for the game per se (with one exception perhaps - Allen Stroud). Although that might be changing now (unconfirmed reports).

So what is happening with the UAs, the Faction leaderships, the station failures, SS1, Sphere ships, the BISCUITS is not being carefully choreographed by a team of hard working script writers under the exalted leadership of MB......it's happening of its own volition..... OMG, pass that bottle of brandy (not Lavian unfortunately) & wrap me head to toe in tin foil!
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I went out to merope to have a snoop around, ended up in a convoluted and confused nest of searching for information I believed may have somehow been there. I now have a headache and a lot less vodka than I started with. Should've kept well away.
 
Not to us Brits. It is specifically a ginger-nut biscuit by the looks of it.

Ginger-nut biscuit would be a good description of some of my relatives.

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They're definitely not scones. Scones aren't light and flaky and buttery... nommmm.

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As a Brit who used to live in Arkansas, I still cringe at the thought of biscuits and gravy. It's like lots of otherwise-good ingredients got drunk one night and threw up in an alleyway.

I really want to report this post. Next you'll be taking a dump on chicken and waffles... or collard greens! The nerve!
 
After chatting with the hidden Ai in the Gnosis main frame I feel it is necessary to being to your attention the following information
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A biscuit:-
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1, Should Break and emit small parts of itself in to the sounding space.
2, Should taste just as good dipped in Coffee, Tea or Milk, (Hot cold to personal preference).
3, Be capable of choking small Thargoids if they try to eat it in one go.
4, Have graded variations from "plain" to "Chocolate" coated
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It is worth noting this Ai has called him self V.I.N.N.I.E and has a particular fetish for a given brand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiB1nSXQeK0
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It should also be noted he has control of the ships Toilets, Vending machines and Airlocks !
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Your call if you want to argue with him, I am just passing on friendly advice.......;)
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Fly safe commanders o7

Why the hell is that panda saying "biss-kwitts"?

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In regards to the UA mystery i just relistening to dirk gently's holistic detective agency and when dirk is stuck on a near impossible question his secretary suggests he asks a child for the answer because of children's open mind and uncluttered thinking process. he dose and gets the answer to his problem. i remember that when the first UA was found i showed the youtube vid to my nephew (3 half years old) he said it sounded like morse code. is this the answer are we over thinking things do we need to start looking at this with a child's mind set remember our age when most of us picked up elite for the first time.

Il get out of my high chair now.

I mean, he was right... Where was this kid like three threads ago?

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What's the policy on posting unsubstantiated crack-pot theories about the UA mystery on this thread? I'd like to get my craziness on record before Horizons drops so I can reserve "told you so" rights.

It's like 60% of the thread. The other 40% being split by actual science and biscuits/cookies/scones.
 
https://www.reddit.com/r/UnknownArtefact/comments/3vusdh/100_ua_sales_at_iapodes/cxr37in

Did you guys know we're an "inefficient bureacracy"? (I mean they're half right)

Lol he picks fights with player groups to get attention, I doubt he's even seen a UA. We're just his current target he's done other player groups before. Every time he spams his site on reddit I report him. Every time he lies about the canonn, I report him. The mods on the UA reddit are kind and reasonable people haha they put upwith my pettyness :D

Jmanis has single handedly proven Ollowbrains only theory wrong *Tip of the tin hat to Jmanis*
 
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"Lord Zoltan and his cronies"? Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! That's a good one.

walk this way ...

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*Can I have an Emperor Bobblehead? Currently, I have a regal 7x5 poster of her hanging in my front cockpit window.. and it is interfering with my combat skills.

With in-cockpit basking that good, who needs combat skills?

Yeah those two have the smell of 'important to a future development' about them, and the Delaine link is interesting... Back story-wise, if the Canonn was pirating NPC convoys in the early days, then it stands to reason that 'the pirate king' would also have been doing so... Taking UAs and selling them back home might be coming back to bite him on the rear end.

That Delaine link is very interesting. We've all been wondering who increased the Black Market price of UAs; well who is most likely to be able to control all Black Markets? Delaine. What if he's been researching them all along, trying to weaponise them so he can use them against the major factions? That would explain two of his systems being among the first affected and the price increase.
 

It's funny that they see Canonn as some sort of evil organization working behind the scenes, destroying any opposition.
But the problem is that in science there is no sides when it comes to the discovery of something new. Scientists work together or separately - it does not matter. They work for the common good.
And when it comes to sabotage and lies - you have to ask yourself, "Are you a real scientist and researcher, or are you an impostor in a white coat who leads people into the darkness?"
 
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It's funny that they see Canonn as some sort of evil organization working behind the scenes, destroying any opposition.
Calling out a side as evil in a game is one thing.

Making unfounded accusations that they get forum topics closed and prevent discussion/debate and other out-of-game mechanisms (which is very much against T&Cs iirc), well, that's kinda juvenile.

PS: Can't rep you, so have a picture of delicious cookie dough
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