Only??There are something like 15 billion teabag loving citizens on my side.
Just thought that might be worth considering in your very dodgy deposition....!![]()
Not dodgy at all! Please don't be alarmed, it's fully encrypted and one key has been deposited with another GGG (The Galactic Greedy Guzzlers), and a secondary key with another GGG which shall remain unnamed! But your secret is fully safe with me, at least for as long as I draw breath!
Now please consider that it might be unwise to turn me into a martyr! Our galaxy is facing doom, and could very well need a lot of stuphz in the upcoming struggle. You wouldn't want your secret blown, your warehouses raided, and future generations calling me Salvation, now would you?