I have a theory that just like a black hole sucks light & matter in and a hypothetical white hole spews light & matter out, that like wise this forum and by proxy yourself hazzez all stuff in and therefore somewhere hypothetically a 'white' forum exists where stuff is gizzed and users just gizz there stuff out all the time.
I'm struggling to reply as I have the same issue Mick has about the word gizz...!
That aside though, I do like your theory of circular physics, and the newly discovered hazzing paradox. The Hazzing Paradox is much like the circle of life, or the Hakuna Matata syndrome, from the famous naturalist documentary, the Lion King.
Ergo, if you agree, I propose we name this new theoretical physics discovery of yours as, Hazuna Mastuphsa Syndrome? I value your input Professor Fennster, and that of Pr. Mick as well - if nothing more than to keep a light side to the otherwise angry forums?!
We shall have to consider the temporal resolution of the stuphs that have already been hazzed though, as they are currently in my garage. It is possible that I am able to transcend dimensions, when I go into the Hazzed Garage, but until now I hadn't noticed. I shall try to order a pizza from within the Hazzed Garage tomorrow to see if it is indeed in a different dimension of space-time.
(I'd like to call it the gizzing paradox but things won't end well with this).
Edit - for clarity, it is more of an old shed than a garage.