Well, I have some entirely unsensationalized news...
Today I managed to eat a breakfast, a lunch, and a dinner where the main course of each was some form of chocolate.
I also learned that Hersey Kisses cereal is just a Cocoa Puffs rip-off. Same company too...General Mills must have decided it was more economical to put the same stuff into different molds and sell them as different products than it was to make novel products.
Anyway, I feel terrible and will never do this again. I think I'm going to drink about three gallons of water and take fifteen hour nap.
Restricted hours reminds me of this:
Rant: An Oral Biography of Buster Casey is a novel by Chuck Palahniuk released on May 1, 2007
That's completely out of left field. Looks interesting none the less.
How many languages are you (semi-)fluent in?
Over here the gestapo flogs us if were caught speaking anything other than American. Still, I can count to ten in Spanish, know enough Klingon to get past a boarder checkpoint, and have a passing knowledge of Commodore BASIC.